Kids Can Be Cruel
Name-calling and insults you might hear on the playground and beyond...
Anything can be an insult if you believe it! My kid brother used to get in trouble for calling us "you...you BEAN" with all the spite his little preschool self could manage đ„č
created by teddydee
last updated August, 2026
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Is there an age range in mind for these insulting imaginary children? I've got a sleeve full of potential titles, but I'm hesitating on some because I'm not sure if their vocabularies stretch that far...
teddydeeOP
No not at all, precocious children and childish adults represented here
đ: A Pox On Fools Thomas Levenson
Bad Fat Black Girl Sesali Bowen
Belly Of The Beast Da'Shaun Harrison
Damn' Rebel Bitches Maggie Craig
Dead Man In A Ditch Luke Arnold
La Belle Sauvage Philip Pullman
Little Women Louisa May Alcott
Patron Saints Of Nothing Randy Ribay
Revolting Prostitutes Molly Smith
Sick And Dirty Micheal Koresky
Shady Characters Keith Houston
Slippery Beast Ellen Ruppel Shell
Soy Boy Beta Cuck S Marek Muller et al
The Cheese And The Worms Carlo Ginsburg
The Child Catchers Kathryn Joyce
The Devil's Cup Stewart Lee Allen
The Devil You Know Gwen Adshead
The Dog Of The North Elizabeth McKenzie
The Edge Of Sentience Jonathan Birch
The Great Pretender Susannah Cahalan
The Grim Grotto Lemony Snicket
The Monstrous Feminine Barbara Creed
The Wicked Boy Kate Summerscale
The Wind In the Willows Kenneth Grahame
The Works Of Vermin Hiron Ennes
The Worm At The Core Sheldon Solomon
Thou Savage Woman Blessin Adams
Uncultured Daniella Mestyanek Young
teddydeeOP
Lurdo this is fantastic, lolololol, thank you so much!
Yay! There were many others, but they felt pretty mid so they were callously excised for the sake of brevity
teddydeeOP
Well hit me anytime with more :)
Thusly hit... đ A Little Princess Frances Hodgson Burnett
Bloodsucking Fiends Christopher Moore
One Fat Englishman Kingsley Amis
Sleep Tight, Disgusting Blob Huw Aaron
Street Haunting Virginia Woolf
The Devil in the Flesh Raymond Radiguet
The Little Prince Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
The Snarkout Boys And The Avocado Of Death *Daniel Pink water
