books where body hair gets removed through a variety of means and for a variety of reasons.
(and sometimes i’m emo about it 🤧🤧)
recs are welcome!
created by maomi
last updated August, 2026
Lobster..... what the hell is that book about at this point

sometimes ignorance is bliss and i pray you stay blissful 🙏🏻 🤲🏻
I think I will 😭😭
No, you should definitely read it 🫣
Update: I did. I.... I did...


idk either 😭😭 it’s so surreal so far
Every detail I get from it just confuses me more 😭
And yet it's nothing compared to reading it
You've been through war, huh?
it’s about everything and nothing all at once. 🙂↕️
Catalina what type of riddle of the sphinx is this 😭

i just know that's the exact face you're making behind your screen rn
……… are you in my house? how do you know that?

i have a dozen lobsters ready for you if you come out. 🫦
tempting tempting ... and I see the bay leaves are ready too
don’t forget the wooden spoon. it’s all ready just for you. 🫶🏼 have a seat. you can put your coat in the closet. you wouldn’t want it to get dirty with blood the broth.
don't worry, I've been standing in your walls ready. no coat 
try not to drop them. they’re a little . tense today.
they can sense Lobster's arrival
ISTG I HAVE BEEN HAUNTED BY LOBSTER THESE LAST 3 DAYS
SAME ITS SO BAD GET THAT OUT OF MY FEED I DONT WANT IT THERE
I'm telling you I was this 🤏🏻 fucking close to reading it, but I CANNOT stomach a sex + body horror combo 🤢
Yeah, body horror is not for everyone. Including me. I'm still dipping my toes in that particular subgen, but I'm dipping it in and out 🥴🥴
Oh, SOMETHING is being dipped in and out, alright
AMANNDAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
YOU STARTED IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂
SAME AND I HATE IT. THE MORE I LEARN ABOUT IT THE WORSE IT GETS. TAKE IT AWAYYYYY
Everytime I find out something new it just keeps getting worse the comment sections are so scary
I read so many wild hints that I was actually shaking when I read it, but then it wasn't so bad 😃 (I mean, it was, it was bad, but less than my imagination)
The scooter emoji on this list is absolutely diabolical.


it came up when i searched for razor hehehehehe >:))))
hunger games? when katniss goes to the Capitol she is waxed head to toe before cinna dresses her
Chosen by Stacy Jones
I remember this viscerally because you’re telling me.. you get yoinked off earth, dropped from a cargo ship onto an alien planet, and as soon as you’re in your little cave with your alien husbands… you’re THREADING your body hair off???? Priorities, ma’am!
I love that book but I had forgotten this detail completely omg 😭


omg threading… that sounds so painful 😭😭😭
in "a court of sugar and spice" one of the fmc FINDS A RAZOR OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS IN MMC'S BATHROOM and shaves her legs with it 😮💨
In Hopeless by Elsie Silver there's a scene where he shaves her coochie
Oh, yep I remember that
Ohhh I had suppressed that, but now I remember it again, unfortunately.
That is terrible wtf
Plier by Jane Washington - her evil dad makes her appointments for hair removal.


her evil dad should go to jail 😠😠😠
Last night in Montreal by Emily St.john mandel, she plucks her 🐱 hairs out with a pair of tweasers


pain!!! 😫😫😫
With tweezers?? That sounds painful😭
I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN IN EVERY PULL 😭😭😭😭
...is this the dark side of pb
I cant believe its come to this omg 🙁🙁
As someone who viscerally despises my surprise own body hair, I subbed to this list so fast the Guinness people wanna talk to me about land speed records
TRICK SHOT YES 🙂↕️ that scene is so hot 🥵


and there’s still bush appreciation so it balances out, as all things should be

it’s just perfect 🙂↕️