I love Objects
sentient erotica/romance you know you wanna know about it š (if it's a series, only book 1 will be added)
created by whippedstitchreads
last updated November, 2025
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Everyday on pagebound I discover a new genre of books against my will
Ironically, sometimes this is the worst app on which to be literate.
but is it a good genre willing to try out š š
Hell is empty and the devils are here š
heehehe hi, im one of them xD
Mind you this is my first impression of youā¦. šš«°
hiiii!! Welcum in! we got creampies and cookies for you!
Omg I saw a TikTok about the fuckable door. Crazy (š) stuff haha. Very intriguing
That was the first sentient object romance I ever saw šą¾ą½²ą¾ą½² I was so flabbergasted šą¾ą½²ą¾ą½²
Iāve also seen one with a pillow. Itās much easier to imagine that in a romance, than a door. Unless it has a very weird handle
yes! that one is Uhinged! highly recommend the audiobook for the sfx!
this list is so scary...i love it lmaooo
Scary but with all these fabulous titles!!!
The hidden gems of the internet š Jesus. š¤£
WTF SQUEAK?! š?!
i have yet to read Squeak! but Unhinged and Cold Sweat is 10/10 recommend šš
Anything Vera Valentine is a gem, imo.
I'm getting Draco/green apple fanfictions flashback with these titles lol. I didn't read them but I saw a whole video about it. (Also, Dean from Supernatural/pie lol)
Im scared to know about this š³ š¤š¤šāāļø
I never read any fics about them but basically people saw saw how much Draco was around an apple and started shipping him with it (I don't remember specifics. This was years ago that I heard about this). There was a whole sub genre where they take characters and ship them with inanimate objects. I believe Captain Hook from Once A Upon a time got shipped with the floor lol. Shipping was crazy back then (in a good way)
oh my goodness! š«£š«£ (not me clutching my pearls) clutches pearls
Lol stop!!! Not the pearl clutching!! š¤£š¤£ If you ever decide to read some, pleassssseeee let me know. I NEED a 2025 pov of the things that were made back then!! š¤£š¤£ (No pressure if you have zero interests of reading that. I'm being dramatic š š )
lol dudeeee dont chu worry i will be checking it out! for you know...research š«£
also! do you have discord? there is a discord where there's a few PB members there (if you're already in there im so sorry i forgot)
Lol "research" is very important to these trying times š¤£
yes exactly!
also! do you have discord? there is a discord where there's a few PB members there (if you're already in there im so sorry i forgot)
I do have discord but I didn't know about the PB discord though. Sounds like fun
Ummm, I have no clue where your comment went that have the link to the discord went š
oh no! lemme try again!
I had to type it in manually but I got in lol
wooooow, damn internt! im sorry but glad you got in!!
Nooo you are reminding me of some unholy fanfics I have read šš
The internet was so wild and weird (in such a fun way) back then š¤£š¤£. I never got into those ships but I was cheering everybody on who were lol
Drapple? I haven't heard that name in years... š¤šµ
Oh my god, I forgot the ship name lol š¤£š¤£
Chuck Tingle book titles are national treasures.
They really are! I have yet to read their books
Not the were-turkey š What did we do to deserve this
there's also thanksgiving leftovers too T.T
nooooo
Horny leftovers?
yup! i think they turn into "people" or just "fallic like thingys"
I- š„“
What are these books šš Iām scared!
heheheeheheh welcum
Youāre killing me šš also I just clicked on a random book to read the blurb and the MCās name was Josie šš
OMG NOOO šššš
which book was it
Nailed by Ames B Winterbourne š
OMG ššš i have yet to read that one, but i came across it randomly. figured i add it to the list
OH NO š
also, the universe pushing you to pick that one is wild!
Haha yeah itās so hilarious! And itās only the second time ever I saw my name (kinda) in a book
I fckin knew this was your list I knew it before I even looked @whippedstitchreads U kinky ass hoe šššš¤£š¤£š¤£
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ mwahahahah, hi friend tis i!
Space Raptor Butt Invasion is potentially the best book title I've ever seen.
Rightt?? ššš I need to read it
I feel like something from the Tingleverse should be on this list šš
Tingleverse you say
goes search for it
Iād watch the hell out of a YouTube or TT channel describing full plots of these š
oh there is one! i think she still has a TikTok, i know she has an IG though. I'll share the name later today (currently at work)
Girl you canāt have a sentient object reading list and NOT have Unhinged and Airpeen šą¾ą½²ą¾ą½² (I will be telling my friends about this list immediately. I highly doubt any of us will read any of these books, but itās incredibly funny to talk about the concept of them šą¾ą½²ą¾ą½²)
yess pleaseee! check them out, tip your toes into it!
Aha no way šą¾ą½²ą¾ą½² the idea of them is intriguing/funny, but I donāt feel comfortable around spice in general soā¦ I deal with it when itās part of a book that has a plot, but itās not something I personally would intentionally seek out šą¾ą½²ą¾ą½²
that's totally understandable and fair! you can always check out the spark notes šš
Iām honestly shocked I havenāt read more of these. Maybe we need to compare lists. I have an elevator and tool belt sentient romance I could trade you.
oh yes yes please! i know there's so much more out there i am missing, i'd love to add them to the list ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Out of Order by Eden Winters Gagged by the Gherkin by Biblio Barbie Spread āEm: A Spreadsheet Shifter Romance by Cora Day All He Wants For Christmas is a Fingerling by J.P. Sayle (this is potato. She also has rhubarb)
I am just going by ones Iāve read and can remember off the top of my head. Iām sure Iāll be back!
Thank you so much š§”š§”š§” i will be adding them to the list right now
You are always welcome to come back and comment for more to be added
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