books where body hair gets removed through a variety of means and for a variety of reasons.
(and sometimes i’m emo about it 🤧🤧)
recs are welcome!
created by maomi
last updated March, 2026
Lobster..... what the hell is that book about at this point

sometimes ignorance is bliss and i pray you stay blissful 🙏🏻 🤲🏻
I think I will 😭😭
No, you should definitely read it 🫣
Update: I did. I.... I did...


idk either 😭😭 it’s so surreal so far
Every detail I get from it just confuses me more 😭
And yet it's nothing compared to reading it
You've been through war, huh?
it’s about everything and nothing all at once. 🙂↕️
Catalina what type of riddle of the sphinx is this 😭

i just know that's the exact face you're making behind your screen rn
……… are you in my house? how do you know that?

i have a dozen lobsters ready for you if you come out. 🫦
tempting tempting ... and I see the bay leaves are ready too
don’t forget the wooden spoon. it’s all ready just for you. 🫶🏼 have a seat. you can put your coat in the closet. you wouldn’t want it to get dirty with blood the broth.
ISTG I HAVE BEEN HAUNTED BY LOBSTER THESE LAST 3 DAYS
SAME ITS SO BAD GET THAT OUT OF MY FEED I DONT WANT IT THERE
I'm telling you I was this 🤏🏻 fucking close to reading it, but I CANNOT stomach a sex + body horror combo 🤢
Yeah, body horror is not for everyone. Including me. I'm still dipping my toes in that particular subgen, but I'm dipping it in and out 🥴🥴
Oh, SOMETHING is being dipped in and out, alright
AMANNDAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
YOU STARTED IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂
SAME AND I HATE IT. THE MORE I LEARN ABOUT IT THE WORSE IT GETS. TAKE IT AWAYYYYY
Everytime I find out something new it just keeps getting worse the comment sections are so scary
I read so many wild hints that I was actually shaking when I read it, but then it wasn't so bad 😃 (I mean, it was, it was bad, but less than my imagination)
The scooter emoji on this list is absolutely diabolical.


it came up when i searched for razor hehehehehe >:))))
hunger games? when katniss goes to the Capitol she is waxed head to toe before cinna dresses her
Chosen by Stacy Jones
I remember this viscerally because you’re telling me.. you get yoinked off earth, dropped from a cargo ship onto an alien planet, and as soon as you’re in your little cave with your alien husbands… you’re THREADING your body hair off???? Priorities, ma’am!
I love that book but I had forgotten this detail completely omg 😭


omg threading… that sounds so painful 😭😭😭
In Hopeless by Elsie Silver there's a scene where he shaves her coochie
Oh, yep I remember that
Ohhh I had suppressed that, but now I remember it again, unfortunately.
That is terrible wtf
Last night in Montreal by Emily St.john mandel, she plucks her 🐱 hairs out with a pair of tweasers


pain!!! 😫😫😫
With tweezers?? That sounds painful😭
I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE THE PAIN IN EVERY PULL 😭😭😭😭
in "a court of sugar and spice" one of the fmc FINDS A RAZOR OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS IN MMC'S BATHROOM and shaves her legs with it 😮💨
Plier by Jane Washington - her evil dad makes her appointments for hair removal.


her evil dad should go to jail 😠😠😠
...is this the dark side of pb
I cant believe its come to this omg 🙁🙁
As someone who viscerally despises my surprise own body hair, I subbed to this list so fast the Guinness people wanna talk to me about land speed records
TRICK SHOT YES 🙂↕️ that scene is so hot 🥵


and there’s still bush appreciation so it balances out, as all things should be

it’s just perfect 🙂↕️