pov: your wife slips & is dangling over a cliff

[List is to be read like a screenplay. I trust you to figure out whose dialogue line it is😌)

All you wanted was a lovely hiking trip with your beloved wife. Even a dull day of walking is a hoot with her, she always has a joke ready! But nobody expected her to slip and almost fall down a cliff! Luckily, against all odds, you caught her in time and are holding onto her tightly, as she dangles above the abyss.

This is: Beth — A Pagebound List Original Short Story

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created by anaconda

last updated October, 2026

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Amazing. 🤌✨ RIP Beth 🛘💐

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Omg I’m ☠️

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just like—

[piano falls on me in a stroke of comedic timing]

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this is so creative and funny… Beth is Dead got me 😭

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This is the best thing on PageBound ‘I’VE READ’ in a while.

RIP Beth 🪦

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Amazing amazing list. I'm really tickled by the idea of a 911 operator responding to "Beth is dead" with "who the hell is that".

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The fact that you have 41 books already is hilarious, who knew this was such a popular thing to do to characters?

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This is arguably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

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This is amazing. RIP Beth though.

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Such a funny idea! I was riveted. RIP Beth

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RIP Beth 😔✊🏻

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Beth is Dead, and so am I 😂😂😂

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Damn RIP Beth 🥲

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😭😭 Incredible, thank you so much

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This is art!

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Hahaha this is EPIC. Thank you!!

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Absolutely stunning!

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