pov: your wife slips & is dangling over a cliff
[List is to be read like a screenplay. I trust you to figure out whose dialogue line it is😌]
All you wanted was a lovely hiking trip with your beloved wife. Even a dull day of walking is a hoot with her, she always has a joke ready! But nobody expected her to slip and almost fall down a cliff! Luckily, against all odds, you caught her in time and are holding onto her tightly, as she dangles above the abyss.
This is: Beth — A Pagebound List Original Short Story
created by anaconda
last updated October, 2026
Comments
Amazing amazing list. I'm really tickled by the idea of a 911 operator responding to "Beth is dead" with "who the hell is that".
Amazing. 🤌✨ RIP Beth 💐
This is the best thing on PageBound ‘I’VE READ’ in a while.
RIP Beth 🪦
this is so creative and funny… Beth is Dead got me 😭
This is arguably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
RIP Beth 😔✊🏻
The fact that you have 41 books already is hilarious, who knew this was such a popular thing to do to characters?
This is amazing. RIP Beth though.
Such a funny idea! I was riveted. RIP Beth
Beth is Dead, and so am I 😂😂😂
Damn RIP Beth 🥲
LOLOLOL RIP BETH
😭😭 Incredible, thank you so much
The drama! The intrigue! Big screen adaptation when?
anacondaOP
Christopher Nolan has already bought the rights, though in his adaptation the mountain is not actually there and just a metaphor for a failing marriage
This is art!
Hahaha this is EPIC. Thank you!!
Absolutely stunning!
Bravo!!! 👏
The way I am laughing right now 🤣🤣🤣
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