a hoodie they cant steal
romance books where it is specifically mentioned that the MMC is uncut 🍌 when the skin is up, theyre snug as a bug. but pull the skin back to reveal the 🍄🟫 surprise!
✂️ no scissors or scalpels allowed ✂️
apologies in advance for the emoji choices but i am CACKLING 🤣
created by burntsunflowers
last updated February, 2026
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Lots of hoodie mentions in Promise Me by Sara Cate 🤭
🆗🆗🆗 i NEED to start this series 🫡
I haven't read the first book, but I am enjoying this one. It's pretty heartwarming actually.
cant wait for someone to randomly search the olive emoji and get THIS list 🤣
i said im SORRY (but also not) 🫣
Girl, this description has me cracking up 😂😂 I can’t stop laughing!
Right?! I am cackling so loudly right now 😂 When I read the title I was first like oh wow books where they steal their partner‘s hoodie or something; that‘s surprisingly tame and wholesome for burntsunflowers. And then I read the description. Oh. Oh 🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely love it 😂
always expect the unexpected 😇
Haha same! I was also like oh stealing a hoodie, that's a cute microtrope 😂 but yeah I expect nothing less from burntsunflowers 🤭
YOUR BRAIN IS SO BIG AND WRINKLY
i fear my energy might be too chaotic
there really is a gif for everything 🤣
PLEASE, THIS IMAGE 😫 god I can’t wait for the olive to be the featured emoji of the day lmaooo
🤣🤣🤣 babushka and olive lovers are in for a shock
NO NOT E.T. 😂
DO YOU WANT ME DEAD (scrolling through these comments while drinking tea was a bad idea)
PLEASE DONT CHOKE (unless you’re into that, then pls proceed 🫦)
me contemplating my kinks:
THE BABUSHKA EMOJI HELLO, I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
Someone looking for some Russian lit is in for a rude awakening 😭😂
ITS HILARIOUS, RIGHT?!!?!??!?
in the long game (game changers) ilya is confirmed to have kept his hood, and is a little appalled that shane doesn't have it lol
OMG this knowledge makes me love this couple even more 🙇♀️ thank you for sharing!!
How do y'all think of these lists 😭
Oh Master list-maker! 🙇♀️ 🙇♀️ 🙇♀️ You’ve done it again. 😋 I have another one for you, if MM is okay. It’s the novella, Arctic Fire by Keira Andrews. It takes place in Nunavut, and one of the characters is Inuk.
THANK YOU!! definitely need more recs for this and yes MM is a-okay🧎♀️
MORNING GLORY MILKING FARM! MORNING GLORY MILKING FARM!! MORNING! GLORY! MILKING! FARM!!!!!!!!!
ur getting a rly good bang for ur buck with this book 🙂↕️🙂↕️
im definitely ready to get bucked and banged 🤸
LMFAOOOOOOO WHAT IS THIS (positive)
🤣🤣 if people get a laugh out of it then my job is done
Ugh can't wait to hit the these 😏😩🫦
fast or slow? 🤪🫦😜🫨😏
I'm dying at the description! 👀 💀🤣🤭
AHAHHAHAHA I LOVE THE LIL MUSHY
🤣🤣🤣 Me too. 🤭 My first thought was: I need a mushroom gif, that'd fit perfectly
Lmao the emojis 😂
Proves that truly there are books for everyone 😂
gotta cater to everyones needs
Ah this list popped up on my feed again, but Want Me by Neve Wilder fits in with all these olives. 🫒💚😂
thanks queen 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️
Simply following for the description 💅🏻
It’s so much perfection.
🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️ sometimes i impress myself
IM DYING LAUGHING AT THE EMOJI CHOICE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
it was a toss up between babushka doll and mushroom and babushka doll was funnier 😇
The way I’ve unintentionally already read half this list 😂. Consider me onboard and I will report back with any new research.
Ilmari Kinnunen qualifies. He first appears in Pucking Around by Emily Rath but the subject of this list is most prominently featured in Pucking Ever After Volume II.
YOURE SO RIGHT THANK YOU!! i had been meaning to do a reread all year. jan-2026 its gotta be done 🙇♀️
I’m going to keep adding to the list with replies to this comment. Don’t know why I feel so strongly about this but I’m not going to question it. I’m reporting for duty 🫡.
yes pleaseeee thank you for your service 🫡
Troy Barrett in Role Model can be added to the list! Rachel Reid is well represented here.
Not Ready by Jillian West. Mercer makes the list!
you are list royalty, i stg. every list by you hits and they are all sooooo funny, i cant 😂😂😂
that’s so flattering, thank you 🙇♀️🙇♀️ im glad there are so many people out there that get my humour 🫦
the TITLE the EMOJIS the way im just cackling over here right now pls 😂🤣 (also this is reminding me of that one episode of Friends where Monica is trying to fashion a "hoodie" out of various objects because Joey needed to appear uncircumcised in order to audition for a specific TV role)
LMAO this is the vibe
I feel both betrayed and delighted 😭 i wasnt looking and i thought this list would be about books where it’s referenced that the FMC steals the literal hoodie from the MMC, not.. 🍌 🐢 🫒 🌭
